Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Gold Pill Makes Your Poop Glitter

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 ccPhone.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It'll make your dookie twinkle

Anonymous said...

I can't help but wonder...what would that do to your insides?

Anonymous said...

Pay me $425.00 a pop and I will come to your house and paint your sh*t gold.

Anonymous said...

thats got nothing on chapelle's diamond dookie