David Hasselhoff drunk

Wow! The Hoff is Wasted! And so mean to his daughter. But was it right for her to post this on the internet or should she have dealt with this privately rather than exposing it to the whole world. Put the video at the 4 minute mark and listen to what David Hasselhoff says for the next 5 seconds. Way to go Dad!

There's no way he remembered anything she said to him. It might be shits n' giggles for some kid watching a video of himself being drunk, but this is a grown man drooling and wiping a cheeseburger on the floor while his daughter tries to get him to stop drinking. Might be a bit of a wake-up call for him.

Now, all jokes aside, What happen to the Hoff's furniture?



Now if you will excuse me. Suddenly I am craving a burger from Wendys.

Green Eyed Monster

So do you want to get really messed up this weekend? Do you want to get the ladies REALLY liquord up this weekend? Then do I have the drink for you! It's called a Green Eyed Monster. The ladies dig this mixed drink. But it doesn't take a whole lot to get your head where you want it to be. So be careful with this Monster. It's a great tasting drink that does the trick. Make a big batch of it in a 5 gallon cooler and have a hell of a weekend.

Green Eyed Monster

1 can Pineapple Juice
2 liters Mello Yello
2 packages Lemon-Lime Kool Aid
1/2 fifth Everclear

Mix all ingredients together, and then serve on ice.

Also can be made with moonshine instead of everclear.

Beer Drinking Troubleshooting Guide

Are you having beer-related problems? Use this Beer Troubleshooting Guide to guide you through to more successful beer drinking.



SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself latched to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to rest room, practice in front of mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about his house training.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through the bottom of an empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender before departure.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth with bag.

SYMPTOM: Consciousness regained without recollection of how you got there.
FAULT: Probable time and/or space warp.
ACTION: Ask bartender for another Beer

How to get over a Rum and Coke Hangover

I drink Captian Morgan and Coke all the time, and while it's an all-time great mixed beverage, I still get hangovers the next day. Over the years, I've figured out how best to remedy this terrible problem. It all lies with the Coca-Cola...


Things You'll Need:
a hangover, car, $5.00, time


Instructions:

STEP 1: The hardest part, wake up and get out of bed. It always sucks, but it's essential.

STEP 2: Eat something greasy. It sounds unhealthy, but it works for some reason.

STEP 3: Most important: A Coke from McDonalds. I don't like McDonalds or eat there regularly or anything like that, in fact, I try to avoid the place. But there is something in the mix of the Coke there that really really helps. I think it might be the sugar content. Regular coke from the grocery store or Pepsi from anywhere just do not work the same way. It has to be from McDonalds.

STEP 4: Around 2:00 take a short power nap. If you're at work, try and sneak off to your car or take a nap at lunch break.

Captain and Coke

It's Friday ya'll. So you know what that means. Yup, it's time to get your drink on! Here is another delicious drink recipe that is super easy to make.

Construction of this masterpiece is simple:

Ingredients:
1 cup Coke
1 shot Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

Mix the Coca-cola and the Captain Morgan Spiced Rum into a cup, stir together and enjoy! Tastes an awful lot like Vanilla Coke when mixed properly!

Flaming Dr. Pepper

After having this drink at a freinds party, I decided to make them for a Halloween party i was having. I used Guiness, Ameretto, and Bacardi 151. The only problem was I used 3/4 a shot 151 and 1/4 areretto. I don't weigh too much, but I can pound with the best but after 3 of those bad boys I could barley walk! On top of that they tasted very bad, so make it the right way 3/4 ameretto or no one else will drink it and you will end up like me or worse!

Flaming Dr. Pepper
1 pint(s) Beer
1 shot(s) Amaretto
1 dash(es) Grain Alcohol

Mostly fill a pint glass of beer. Warm the shot glass and add the amaretto. Top with the grain alcohol and flame. Take a deep breath, drop the shot glass in the beer and chug. The bottom tastes exacly like Dr. Pepper when the shot glass drops.

Moose's Milk

I had this drink on New Years and it was sooooooo good. This is a good way to get your weekend started!

Drink Name: Moose's Milk

Ingredients:
1 oz White Rum
1 oz Dark Rum
1/2 oz Kahlua
2 scoop(s) Vanilla Ice Cream
2 - Strawberries

Directions: Use a wine goblet or whatever works for you. Blend in a blender until smooth and pour into a goblet.

It's Friday and it's time to get your drink on!

Drink Name: Walk Me Down

Ingredients:
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
1 splash(es) Sprite
1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao

Directions: Just like a long island iced tea only you add blue curacao instead of coke.

It's Friday and it's time for a Blowjob!

Hey guys, dont forget to get buy the ladies these shots this weekend. Buy them a blowjob and you may end up getting a...uhh...well...

I went out on the town with some of my girlfriends and we ordered shot after shot of this... ladies this drink is the Shiznit!!!!! it tastes great and most of all you look hot doing it...:-). i reccommend this drink anytime you have a "ladies" night out!!!!!! or use it as the shooter for playing any type of drinking game

Drink Name: Blow Job

Ingredients:
1/2 shot(s) Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot(s) Kahlua

Directions: Fill shot glass 1/2 with Bailey's and 1/2 with Kahlua. Top with whipped cream. The shot must be done only with your mouth - no hands! It's a cheap shot that makes for interesting conversation at the bar!

LONG LIVE THE BEAVER!

It's Friday! And here is a drink that you should try this weekend.

Drink Name: Bionic Beaver

Ingredients:
2 oz Premium Vodka
2 oz Premium Rum
2 oz Premium Gin
2 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Peach Schnaaps
1-1/2 oz Orange Juice
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Grenadine
2 pint(s) Beer

Directions: Fill beer pitcher half way with ice cubes and add liqour and juices, fill to top with beer and stir. Should turn a light pink color. BEWARE-the beaver loves to get hold of females and can be equally destructive to males on hot summer days. It is VERY easy to drink quickly so be careful!!!!!