Britney Spears is set to play a killer lesbian stripper in new movie

Britney Spears is set to play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino's next movie.

The troubled singer is Tarantino's first choice to play a deranged dancer called Varla in the remake of 1965 cult film 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'.

A movie insider said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant.

"Britney is delighted, she thinks it could turn her career and her life around. A successful film could help her get out of her current nightmare.

"It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."

In the film, Varla - who was originally played by Tura Satana - leads a trio of violent strippers and kills a man with her bare hands.

Tarantino is now trying to persuade two other leading Hollywood beauties to sign up.

Britney is no stranger to same sex encounters.

At the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, Britney took to the stage and enjoyed a passionate kiss with Madonna and Christina Aguilera.













What do you think of Britney Spears starring in this movie?

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Britney Spears' Nips

It must have been a bit niply out this day because Britney Spears is showing some serious pokies through that shirt. Those nipples look so hard, I bet they could scratch diamonds. But thats ok, because even though everybody likes to think of Britney Spears as a circus freak, I am still a fan of hers... and her nipples. She (and her nipples) are still fun to look at. She better be careful and not poke her eyes out with those diamond cutters though.

Oh, and on a side note, I think Hillary Clinton would have gotten more votes if she had a rack like this.

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Pick a Babe!

Here we go again. It's time for you to pick the babe that you want to see more of. Below I have a list of five babes with a sample picture. Under those pictures is a poll for you to vote on the babe that you would like to see a picture gallery of. Lets get to the babes!

Babe #1: Ninel Conde - Mexican SuperStar

Babe #2: Sandra Nilson - Hawaiian Tropic and Playboy model

Babe #3: Shyla Styles - Porn Star

Babe #4: Vida Guerra - Cuban model with an ass for days

Babe #5: Britney Spears - Fishnets and Upskirts

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Which babe would you like to see more of?
	Ninel Conde - Mexican SuperStar
	Sandra Nilson - Hawaiian Tropic and Playboy model
	Shyla Styles - Porn Star
	Vida Guerra - Cuban model with an ass for days
	Britney Spears - Fishnets and Upskirts
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Britney Spears Takes Off Pants, Steals From Porn Shop

So she’s not pregnant. Britney Spears is still insane, however.

The latest puzzling antics from the alleged singer? Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in W. Hollywood.

There, she loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told [Britney Spears] they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”

The source adds: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.” Which distinguishes this from any other day … not at all!

Then, the kinky sex fiend threw a fit, took off her pants and underwear as she tried on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal” stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other shocked customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that the scene Britney caused was ridiculous: “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room’ … It was like dealing with a child.”

Britney Spears’ tantrum only worsened.

“The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source says. “As payback, on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”

So, to sum up, Britney Spears took off her pants and underwear in an X-Rated sex shop, then got pissed when the staff told her she was out of line, then shoplifted from it.

Britney Spears’ Vagina Again!

Here’s a shocker: Britney Spears decided not to wear panties… again. Seriously, when will this girl learn to cross her legs?! I’m all for having broads’ legs open wide, but Britney’s I can live without. Though I guess it does look much better than the last time we saw it.

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Is Britney a Bad Mom?

I've had my moments of feeling sorry for Britney Spears, I really have. She's been mercilessly hounded and mocked and chastised for being a silly exhibitionist twit who, everyone says, deserved to lose her children - what's not to cringe at? But seriously, this week, I gotta say that all of my sympathy's dried up. Partying after losing custody? Continuing to parade ridiculously in front of the paparazzi as though nothing happened? That kind of stuff wears down my sympathy.

As does missing your first visitation with the babies that you haven't seen in days. As does refusing to open the door to your children because you didn't want to see the court-ordered parenting coach.

That's right. All those stories about how the gate-intercom wasn't working? About how Britney just didn't realize that her babies had arrived and were waiting to see Mommy? All, apparently, bullshit.

TMZ is reporting that Britney knew that her kids were there but just refused to answer the intercom because the court-ordered parenting coach was with them:

Sources tell TMZ the real reason Britney Spears didn't answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent.

We're told Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM. She had telephone conversations about it 10 minutes earlier. Britney's big concern was that she didn't want the parenting coach, who was in tow, to tell her how to interact with her kids.

So Brit's solution was to not answer the buzzer, as her kids cried in front of the house and waited for 40 minutes before K-Fed's bodyguard pulled the plug and returned home.

We don't know how reliable these 'sources' are, of course, but somehow the whole story seems a lot more plausible than 'the intercom broke.' This is, after all, the woman who fired her manager and her publicist and who celebrated the loss of her kids with a night out partying. So the whole 'Britney's-a-victim' line is seeming less and less believable as the days go by.

Her poor kids. They're the victims.

Britney Spears Sex Tape

Things are bad now for Britney Spears, but could they get even worse? A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June has told In Touch that he made a video of them having sex — and the tape might become public. So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it! The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii’s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney’s knowledge as they became intimate at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7.

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Butt Cheeks

Should the Fashion Police be called? Or Does Britney Spears have the body to be wearing this? Check out the picture of Brit's Cheeks and then take the poll.

Britney Spears Outfit
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	Yes, She looks good.
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OOPS! I Think I Upskirted Again!

Britney Spears is at it again. She must have been having upskirt withdrawals. So in the past two days she's been doing quite a bit if nip slips and upskirts for our enjoyment.

Maybe Britney Spears got tired of Paris Hilton being all over the news? I'm not sure what the reason is, but as long as Britney keeps showing us whats under her skirt, I'll keep posting the pictures right here.

Did Britney Attempt Suicide in Rehab?

There are reports (I don't know if I believe them) that
Britney Spears tried to hang herself with a bed sheet after
screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number
"666" across her head. Britney's manic behavior has concerned
relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff
at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The report first surfaced in the British tabloid News Of the
World, which broke the exclusive story. The ordeal began when
she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her
head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-
christ!"

She then tried to hang herself with a bed sheet but was
found before she could hurt herself.

Britney Spears Shaved Head

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OMG Britney Shaves off her hair!

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After!!!

Britney Spears is back in the U.S., and she's sporting a brand new look.

Spears was photographed at the valley tattoo shop "Body and Soul" in Sherman Oaks, getting a tattoo reportedly of a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist. But the biggest change to the pop singer's style? She shaved her head bald.
Spears could be seen inside the tattoo parlor with her head fully exposed, but as she left the shop she was led by her bodyguard straight to a waiting SUV. Spears had her head covered with a hooded sweatshirt to hide her new noggin.

The sidewalk outside the shop was filled with fans, onlookers and paparazzi. Some fans that were interviewed after Spears departed declared the new look less than flattering.

Here are some of the pictures.

Kevin Federline is in. Britney Spears is out..

Kevin Federline is in. Britney Spears is out. Of the Super Bowl commercial game, that is.

Federline has Nationwide on his side. Nationwide Mutual Insurance Co., known for its "On Your Side" slogan, plans to run a national ad during the Super Bowl, and K-Fed has been tapped to star, the Columbus, Ohio-based company announced Wednesday.

Guess what? I have the video that real-life burger flippers are getting sizzling mad over. Watch it here. I thought it was sooooo funny!

Nationwide Super Bowl Kevin Federline Ad

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How drunk is Britney Spears?

This picture was taken late last year, back when Brit and Paris Hilton were BFFs and would go clubbing with no pants on. Those were the days.

Take my survey below on how drunk you think Britney Spears is and then look at the results.

Britney Spears
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How drunk is Britney Spears in this pic?
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	Slight buzz
	Feeling good
	A few too many
	Drunk
	Fubar!
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