Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Super Bowl Poll

The storylines for the 2007 Super Bowl are plentiful. Da Bears back for first time since the 1985 Super Bowl Shuffle version. Peyton Manning finally beating New England and getting to the big game. Offensive prowess vs. Defensive strength. Flashy vs. blue-collar. What's going to happen?

Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? The Bears? The Colts? Take the poll below.

Super Bowl Winner

Created by jimjonesbone and has 0 votes on Bzoink

Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?
Da Bears

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Traffic in Iraq

Check out how bad the traffic is in Iraq at this intersection. It seems that everybody has the right-of-way.

Somebody needs to do them a favor and donate a few traffic lights. And while they are at it, why not build some strip joints for the locals :P

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Kevin Federline is in. Britney Spears is out..

Kevin Federline is in. Britney Spears is out. Of the Super Bowl commercial game, that is.

Federline has Nationwide on his side. Nationwide Mutual Insurance Co., known for its "On Your Side" slogan, plans to run a national ad during the Super Bowl, and K-Fed has been tapped to star, the Columbus, Ohio-based company announced Wednesday.

Guess what? I have the video that real-life burger flippers are getting sizzling mad over. Watch it here. I thought it was sooooo funny!

Nationwide Super Bowl Kevin Federline Ad

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Humvee Traffic Driving in Iraq

Watch and see how the American soldiers have to drive through Iraqi streets to limit risks of attacks.

I think the traffic in Iraq is similar to New York traffic.

And I think these guys went to Dale Earnhardt's Bump Drafting School.

Friday, January 26, 2007

It's Friday and it's time to get your drink on!

Drink Name: Walk Me Down

1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
1 splash(es) Sprite
1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao

Directions: Just like a long island iced tea only you add blue curacao instead of coke.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Vida Guerra VS Jennifer Lopez

Who has the better Booty? You vote below.

Here we have Vida Guerra's buttox.

And here we have J-Lo's glutes.

It is obvious that both of these girls have ass for days! They both have the kind of sexy booty that can bring a tear to your eye. Their rumps probably make up 75% of their total body weight, and whats not to like about that?!?

Now it is time to find out who has the best ass between these two Latin big-bootied bombshells. It's time to put them head to head...or should I say, ass to ass. It's time to vote on who you think has the best booty.

Vida Guerra VS Jennifer Lopez

Created by jimjonesbone and has 0 votes on Bzoink

Which of these two lovely ladies has the best booty?
Vida Guerra
Jennifer Lopez
Niether has a nice ass

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Friday, January 19, 2007

It's Friday and it's time for a Blowjob!

Hey guys, dont forget to get buy the ladies these shots this weekend. Buy them a blowjob and you may end up getting a...uhh...well...

I went out on the town with some of my girlfriends and we ordered shot after shot of this... ladies this drink is the Shiznit!!!!! it tastes great and most of all you look hot doing it...:-). i reccommend this drink anytime you have a "ladies" night out!!!!!! or use it as the shooter for playing any type of drinking game

Drink Name: Blow Job

1/2 shot(s) Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot(s) Kahlua

Directions: Fill shot glass 1/2 with Bailey's and 1/2 with Kahlua. Top with whipped cream. The shot must be done only with your mouth - no hands! It's a cheap shot that makes for interesting conversation at the bar!

Friday, January 12, 2007


It's Friday! And here is a drink that you should try this weekend.

Drink Name: Bionic Beaver

2 oz Premium Vodka
2 oz Premium Rum
2 oz Premium Gin
2 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Peach Schnaaps
1-1/2 oz Orange Juice
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Grenadine
2 pint(s) Beer

Directions: Fill beer pitcher half way with ice cubes and add liqour and juices, fill to top with beer and stir. Should turn a light pink color. BEWARE-the beaver loves to get hold of females and can be equally destructive to males on hot summer days. It is VERY easy to drink quickly so be careful!!!!!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Jenna Jameson rides a sybian

Today's biggest and hottest porn star, Jenna Jameson rides a Sybian on the Howard Stern show. Sybians are high-tech devices that give the ultimate in sexual stimulation.

After the ride, the vibrating device left her " 'so wet and shaky' ... that she had to leave the studio immediately", according to the show notes on Stern's site.

Once again Howard comes through!

Unfortunately this video no longer works! :(

But you can watch it here: Jenna Rides the Sybian

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

She is the hottest bikini wearing paddle ball player ever!

I did not know this before, but after seeing these bikini pictures of Jessica Biel, I must say that Jessica has the most fit and hottest body in all of Hollywood. She has nice legs, toned arms and an incredible ass! Hot Damn! She has a nice body!!

How drunk is Britney Spears?

This picture was taken late last year, back when Brit and Paris Hilton were BFFs and would go clubbing with no pants on. Those were the days.

Take my survey below on how drunk you think Britney Spears is and then look at the results.

Britney Spears

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How drunk is Britney Spears in this pic?
Totally Sober
Slight buzz
Feeling good
A few too many

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Carmen in Lingerie

Sexy Carmen is back again with a brand new video. She looks great in anything but especially hot in lingerie. You never get to see her face. But lets be honest here...when you have a body as sexy as hers, does the face really matter?

Carmen in Lingerie

MySpace Prank

This kid is pretty slick... He got in trouble for posting naked pictures on some girls myspace, when the girls mother calls to complain, the kid uses a Dr.Phil soundboard to mess with her a little.