It's Friday And It's Time To Get Your Drink On!

Finally, Friday is here. I've got a little cocktail recipe for you to try tonight. Actually, it's a SHOT. So if you try this, please report back and tell me what you thought of it...if you can Rememeber!

Wounded Dragon

3/4 oz Tequila
3/4 oz Rum
3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
3/4 oz Vodka
1 splash(es) Jagermeister
1 splash(es) Grenadine

Mix and Chill the Tequlia, Rum, Midori, and Vodka and pour it into the Martini Glass.

Run the Jagermeister down the side of the glass, then run the Grenadine down the other side.

It should turn out to be a layered drink, Red, Black, then Green.

Take it as a shot.

Have a great Friday!

Green Eyed Monster

So do you want to get really messed up this weekend? Do you want to get the ladies REALLY liquord up this weekend? Then do I have the drink for you! It's called a Green Eyed Monster. The ladies dig this mixed drink. But it doesn't take a whole lot to get your head where you want it to be. So be careful with this Monster. It's a great tasting drink that does the trick. Make a big batch of it in a 5 gallon cooler and have a hell of a weekend.

Green Eyed Monster

1 can Pineapple Juice
2 liters Mello Yello
2 packages Lemon-Lime Kool Aid
1/2 fifth Everclear

Mix all ingredients together, and then serve on ice.

Also can be made with moonshine instead of everclear.

Beer Drinking Troubleshooting Guide

Are you having beer-related problems? Use this Beer Troubleshooting Guide to guide you through to more successful beer drinking.



SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself latched to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to rest room, practice in front of mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about his house training.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through the bottom of an empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender before departure.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth with bag.

SYMPTOM: Consciousness regained without recollection of how you got there.
FAULT: Probable time and/or space warp.
ACTION: Ask bartender for another Beer