Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini

There will be a day when Jessica Alba playing football in her bikini will not bring a single tear of happiness to my eye. But that day is not today. Nor is it tomorrow. Nor is it any other day where Jessica Alba looks as good as she does and the word 'bikini' hasn't been changed to mean 'a swarm of disgusting spiders.

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba at Miami beach in her bikini