Muscle guy worshipping himself

Don't mix extacy and steroids, kids. This is 285 lbs of muscle, man. He's a real massive man, man! He's got a real sweet moustache, man! Just look at those nipples, man! 56 inch pecs, man! 20 inch biceps, man!

Did this muscle-head shoot this video at his Mother's house? Can this guy be for real? He sounds like he is going number two and having an orgasm at the same time. I dont't know, but this is one of the funniest videos I have seen in quite some time. Get ready to laugh.

The audio for the following videos is NSFW. There, you have been warned.

Michael Jackson's Super Bowl Surprise

The King of Pop, AKA Wacko Jacko will make a surprise comeback in TV advertisements during the Super Bowl this weekend to promote the 25th anniversary of THRILLER. Michael Jackson is to be honoured in a Pepsi commercial, based on the ghoulish Thriller video, which will air during the showdown game between the New England Patriots and the New York Giants on Sunday Feb 3, 2008. The move is a marketing ploy to promote a special anniversary version of the Thriller album - and will be followed by a "major TV, radio, online and outdoor advertising campaign", reports the New York Post.

PepsiCo has refused to acknowledge collaborating with The Gloved One on the super-secret project. There was no immediate comment from a Jackson spokeswoman.
It's likely the covers of the anniversary edition of the album - called "Thriller 25" - which feature photographs of a much younger Jackson with a much darker complexion and a different facial structure, will be seen on billboards around the country.

The official Jackson Web site has been completely redone to resemble a one-stop shop for all things Jacko. Links to the social-networking Web sites MySpace and Facebook are new. Lucrative ringtones have been created for all of the songs from the original album as well as for all the remixes and previously unreleased tracks.
Michael Jackson is also rumoured to be among the stars appearing at the Grammy Awards on February 8th alongside Akon, will.i.am and Fergie who also accompany him on remixed or new versions of "Thriller" album tracks.

Blockbuster "Beat It" will now feature Fergie, while Akon joins "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" and will.i.am provides vocals for "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" and "The Girl is Mine."

Meanwhile, the classic "The Girl is Mine," which featured Paul McCartney, has been completely re-recorded, erasing all traces of the former Beatle.

Is PornStar Barbie Cummings Pregnant?

The Knoxville News Sentinel is reporting that Barbie Cummings is pregnant and taking a brief hiatus from the porn business. So did she finally make her goal of getting knocked up by a black man?

If Barbie Cummings is pregnant, I’m sure Dogfart is going to be the only one to get her pregnant interracial scenes.

In other Barbie Cummings news, the state trooper who received an on-duty bj from the pornstar copped a plea deal to avoid jail time.Former Tennessee state trooper James Randy has accepted a plea deal to avoid jail time on charges related to his on-duty tryst with porn star Barbie Cummings. Moss will spend time on probation as part of the agreement with prosecutors.

Moss, 40, received oral sex from Cummings after he pulled her over for speeding on May 7. Cummings then wrote a graphic description of the encounter in her blog, claiming that Moss threw away prescription painkillers found in her car, watched porn videos from her website with her in his patrol car, and then videotaped the liaison. Meanwhile, Moss boasted about the incident to co-workers.

Green Bay Packers Bikini Girls

I have to say, in the annals of Cameras Capturing People Suffering From A Ridiculously Small Amount Of Clothing While At Sporting Events In Below-Zero Temperatures history, this might be one of the more pleasant shots. My favorite is the one in the middle, who surely was taunting her friends all game about their wimpiness at wearing mittens. Real fans go gloveless!

The Lambeau Field Bikini Girls stripped down to their bikinis at the NFC Championship game, where during the game temps hovered around -4° and windchill of -24°. Even Brett Favre was holding a hand warmer up to his face the whole game. MAXIM magazine sent out an APB for trio to appear in a spread in their magazine, but the young ladies declined.

For those of you looking for more information about the Packers Bikini Girls, here it is:

The girls, who are 20, 21 & 22 are all related. Jen and Liz are sisters, and Ashley is their cousin. The sisters are from Mauston, their cousin from Wausau and all three are college students. Here are more pictures of the Lambeau Field Bikini Girls in sub zero temps. No wonder Brett Favre hasn’t retired.

Shaquille O'Neal spends $24,300 per month on gas??

How does Shaquille O'Neal spend his money? Does Shaq spend $110,000 a month, including $24,300 on gas?? "Extra" got their hands on an affidavit in his divorce proceeding and according to the document he does! Here are some of his other expenditures:

$22,000 on maid service
$17,000 on clothes
$110,000 on vacations
$12,775 on food
$6,730 on dry cleaning
$1500 on cable?
$26,500 for babysitting

Let me state again, those are MONTHLY expenses. Thats a lot of eating, watching tv and wearing of clothes. His monthly income is close to $2 million.

I admit I was a little puzzled by the monthly expense at the gas station--$23,000. That works out to about 6,000 gallons of gas, or about 200 gallons a day. He must have more Hummers than Gov. Schwarzenegger.

But the figure that really boggled my mind was his monthly cable bill, which came to $1,500. What on earth could you watch to generate a tab like that? Even if you watch adult fare, you'd have to see about five hours a day every single day of the month. If you miss one day, you'd have to see 10 hours the next. Even professional athletes don't have enough energy to justify that kind of expenditure.

So what is Shaq watching for $1,500 a month? I know that HD costs a little more and you get dinged for extra boxes for each TV set. Still, you'd have to get every cable package known to mankind, including programs in Armenian and Chinese, to even start to approach a monthly cable bill like that.

I hope that, in the future, "Extra" can dig a little more and find out what Shaq watches that adds up to a cable bill like that. Regardless, that's got to go down as a record nobody will break for a long time.

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney at the beach in bikins

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney spent a (not-so-sunny) day at the beach in Miami yesterday. They both look great in their bikinis. This may be my own opinion, but I think Kourtney Kardashian is hotter than Kim Kardashian. Kourtney has a cuter face and a sexier body. The proof is in the picture below.

Heres a little something I bet you didn't know: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian did a nude photo shoot with Eric Ford 11 years ago. Both of them, together. And it went a little farther than posing. According to Kim, Kourtney had sex with her boyfriend during the shoot. Worse still: the girls were 16 and 17 years old.
Kourtney is the daughter of Robert Kardashian, one of the attorneys for O. J. Simpson. Her step-father is former Olympic decathlon gold medalist Bruce Jenner.

Here is a picture of the Kardashian Sisters. My, what sexy legs they have.

Arnold Schwarzenegger prank calls Mitt Romney

Just before the Michigan Primary this week, Matt Romney decided to take some pressure off his dad with a little comic relief. Those that know him recognize that he loves a good practical joke.

Matt Romney tried to figure out when his Dad would be taking a lunch break so he could videotape the prank call. Have a look:

glumbert - Arnold prank calls Mitt Romney

Mariah Carey Topless!

Looks like Mariah Carey needs some attention. Here she is posing topless, yet covered up, in the Caribbean. Gee…. I wonder if that shot wasn’t orchestrated by her publicist. Thanks to some strategically placed magazine holding (Crap -- she picked a lousy time to learn how to read), you don't really see all that much of Miriah. C'mon Mariah Carey, If you're going to show em then show em. You are a beautiful woman. You look fantastic.

Crank Dat Saved By The Bell

No, this song will never go away. Here's a funny video for all you 'Saved By The Bell' fans. I'll admit, I grew up watching Saved By The Bell a LOT. Looking at this video I just have to laugh out loud at the 80's/early 90's clothes.

Kelly Kapowski a classy girl, you don't want to Superman a lady like that.

And who knew that Preppie could pack a punch like that? Zack Attack!