How Not To Ship a Plasma Television

What the hell was this guy thinking when he packaged this Plasma Television for shipping? He might as well have shipped this thing using bowling balls. Or, I dunno, hammers.

I actually want to cry after seeing these pictures. I could have used this Plasma TV. I bet even Jesus is crying.

You can leave your condolences in the comments section below. I'm gonna go jump off a roof now.

Paris Hilton Photographed Screwing by the Pool

Just when you think it cant get any worse for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool.


Well...What were you expecting?

Brooke Hogan Doesn't Wear Too Much Clothes

Brooke Hogan Shows off her sexy body. That's what happens when you grow up hanging around the mostly naked women of Wrestling. She's wearing shorts so skimpy and tight you can almost make out every detail of her anatomy. I am certain that Papa Hulk Hogan is not too happy about his little girl wearing next to nothing on stage. I think we have another Britney Spears in the making here. Now if I am not mistaken Didnt Hulk Hogan and his wife say that they would not allow her to be the next Britney Spears of Christina Aguilera?

My question to you is does Brooke Hogan have a hot enough body to be wearing this outfit (or lack of outfit)? Take a look at the picture gallery below of Brook Hogan performing. After you look at the pictures I posted a poll about her body. Lets find out what everybody thinks about Brooke's Bod.

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Brooke Hogan Likes To Show Off Her Body
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Is Brook Hogan Hot?
	Yes, She is Sexy as hell
	No, She's a Beast
	She has a nice body, but she's a butterface
	She has a nice face, but has the body of a tranny
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Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will be allowed no work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The heiress had arrived for the hearing 10 minutes late in the back of a black sport utility vehicle and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance.

Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.

She exited the courthouse in the same manner.

Jennifer Ellison - Bikini Pics Gallery

So you don't know who Jennifer Ellison is? Well, you will know who she is soon enough. Jennifer Ellison may look like Britney Spears but she comes off as way more innocent, not to mention more talented. She's done it all: dancing, acting, modeling, and now singing, which is sure to make her soar through the celebrity stratosphere. Jennifer is becoming an internet icon. Soon enough you will be seeing her face (and other body parts) all over the internet. I can't wait for topless pictures of Jennifer Ellison to surface.

I happen to come across these sexy bikini pictures of Jennifer Ellison. You 'Camel Toe' fans are sure to love these pics.













Jennifer Ellison has already hinted at the possibility of posing nude. In an interview she pointed out what posing for Playboy has done for Pamela Anderson and what flashing a little pink has done for Sharon Stone's career. Let's keep our fingers crossed that Jennifer wants that little career boost.

Let's finish this gallery off with some older pictures of Jennifer Ellison that you are sure to drool over.