Miss USA Slips And Falls Down

Miss USA Rachel Smith Slips and falls during the evening gown competition During the Miss Universe 2007 show. Afterwards, the crowd in Mexico boos her. Some say she got boo'd because of the fall. Some say she got boo'd because she did not deserve to be in the top 10 and the only reason she was there was because of Donald Trump. Others think she got boo'd because she made the top 10 and Miss Mexico did not. Whatever the reason may be, she handled the fall pretty well. She kept her composure. She stood back up like nothing happened. If she was unnerved by it, it never showed. And even through the booing she held it all together.

Jodie Marsh Almost Nude

I figured it was about time to do a gallery of Jodie Marsh. If you guys did not know, Jodie Marsh started her career doing lap dances as a stripper. Who wouldnt want to get a lap dance from Jodie Marsh? She moved on from the stripping to do nude photoshoots and topless tv. I have decided to post a gallery of Jodie Marsh pics. I apologize ahead of time for not posting Jodie's boobs, topless pics, naked pictures or porn. But, they wont be too hard for you to find ;)

I hope you enjoy this gallery as much as I enjoyed puting it together.

Porn Star Barbie Cumming's Blog Has Tennessee Trooper in Hot Water

Porn Star Barbie Cummings was pulled over by a Tennessee Trooper about two weeks or so ago in Wilson County, Tennessee. Barbie was speeding, had some little pain pills in the car and open containers in the back seat. She hadn't taken any pills and She had not been drinking, but they were in her possession.

Barbie told the cop what she did for a living, the discussion came up. He proceeded to look at Barbie's website and blog in his cop car...

Basically She offered him a blow job, he took it and now he is in trouble.

Barbies side of the story is that the Trooper bragged to his friends about what had happened and somebody reported him. The Troopers side of the story is that Barbie Cummings posted about the incident on her website's blog, somebody read it and turned the trooper in.

Check out the pictures of Barbie Cummings below. Take my poll and tell me who YOU think is in the wrong here. Also, feel free to leave comments like always :)

Barbie Cummings Update: Barbie Cummings is Pregnant!!

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Who do you think was in the wrong?
	The Trooper is in the wrong.
	Barbie Cummings is in the wrong.
	They are both on the wrong.
	Neither one of them are in the wrong.
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Barbie Cummings Update: Barbie Cummings is Pregnant!!

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

Have you seen the new show called "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" I was reading about it online and looked up a sample quiz to annoy you with. I listed the answers for you below.

1. What is the fastest bird on foot?

A. Flamingo
B. Penguin
C. Emu
D. Ostrich
E. Turkey


2. What planet is closest to the sun?

A. Venus
B. Earth
C. Mercury
D. Mars
E. Jupiter


3. Which of the following is NOT one of the Great Lakes?

A. Alberta
B. Huron
C. Michigan
D. Ontario
E. Superior


4. A heptagon is a shape with how many sides?

A. 4
B. 6
C. 7
D. 8
E. 9


5. How long is one regular term for a U.S. Representative?

A. 1 year
B. 2 years
C. 3 years
D. 4 years
E. 6 years


6. What is the compound word in this sentence? -- The bus
driver took an alternate route to the airport.

A. Driver
B. Alternate
C. Route
D. Airport


7. Which of the following states is NOT on the Gulf of
Mexico?

A. Georgia
B. Texas
C. Florida
D. Alabama
E. Louisiana


8. What is the lowest prime number?

A. 0
B. 1
C. 2
D. 3
E. 5


9. On what continent is the chimpanzee's natural habitat?

A. South America
B. Asia
C. Africa
D. Australia


10. What is the largest South American country by area?

A. Argentina
B. Brazil
C. Chile
D. Mexico
E. Peru


11. Which one of the following states is NOT part of the
Four Corners?

A. New Mexico
B. Utah
C. Colorado
D. Nevada
E. Arizona


12. Who was the first person to step foot on the moon?

A. Neil Armstrong
B. Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin
C. John Glenn
D. Sally Ride
E. Alan Shepard


13. 'Carefully' is an example of what type of word?

A. Adjective
B. Noun
C. Verb
D. Adverb


14. What animal classification is a turtle?

A. Amphibian
B. Fish
C. Reptile
D. Mammal


15. In the northern hemisphere, in what month is the
autumnal equinox?

A. August
B. September
C. October
D. November


16. Emma has 2 yard sticks. She also has a 12-inch ruler.
She laid them end-to-end in a line. How many feet long is
the line?

A. 3 Feet
B. 5 Feet
C. 7 Feet
D. 9 Feet
E. 11 Feet


17. Inca civilizations were concentrated on what continent?

A. South America
B. Africa
C. North America
D. Asia
E. Europe


18. What state is the Grand Canyon in?

A. California
B. Arizona
C. North Dakota
D. New Mexico
E. Utah


19. Who was the first president of the United States?

A. John Adams
B. Abraham Lincoln
C. Thomas Jefferson
D. George Washington



P.S. I missed 4. Post how many you missed in the comments section below.



+---------------- 5th Grader Quiz Answers -----------------+

1. What is the fastest bird on foot?
Answer: Ostrich


2. What planet is closest to the sun?
Answer: Mercury


3. Which of the following is NOT one of the Great Lakes?
Answer: Alberta


4. A heptagon is a shape with how many sides?
Answer: 7


5. How long is one regular term for a U.S. Representative?
Answer: 2 years


6. What is the compound word in this sentence? -- The bus
driver took an alternate route to the airport.
Answer: Airport


7. Which of the following states is NOT on the Gulf of Mexico?
Answer: Georgia


8. What is the lowest prime number?
Answer: 2


9. On what continent is the chimpanzee's natural habitat?
Answer: Africa


10. What is the largest South American country by area?
Answer: Brazil


11. Which one of the following states is NOT part of the Four
Corners?
Answer: Nevada


12. Who was the first person to step foot on the moon?
Answer: Neil Armstrong


13. 'Carefully' is an example of what type of word?
Answer: Adverb



14. What animal classification is a turtle?
Answer: Reptile


15. In the northern hemisphere, in what month is the autumnal
equinox?
Answer: September


16. Emma has 2 yard sticks. She also has a 12-inch ruler.
She laid them end-to-end in a line. How many feet long is
the line?
Answer: 7 Feet


17. Inca civilizations were concentrated on what continent?
Answer: South America


18. What state is the Grand Canyon in?
Answer: Arizona


19. Who was the first president of the United States?
Answer: George Washington

How Not To Ship a Plasma Television

What the hell was this guy thinking when he packaged this Plasma Television for shipping? He might as well have shipped this thing using bowling balls. Or, I dunno, hammers.

I actually want to cry after seeing these pictures. I could have used this Plasma TV. I bet even Jesus is crying.

You can leave your condolences in the comments section below. I'm gonna go jump off a roof now.

Paris Hilton Photographed Screwing by the Pool

Just when you think it cant get any worse for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool.


Well...What were you expecting?

Brooke Hogan Doesn't Wear Too Much Clothes

Brooke Hogan Shows off her sexy body. That's what happens when you grow up hanging around the mostly naked women of Wrestling. She's wearing shorts so skimpy and tight you can almost make out every detail of her anatomy. I am certain that Papa Hulk Hogan is not too happy about his little girl wearing next to nothing on stage. I think we have another Britney Spears in the making here. Now if I am not mistaken Didnt Hulk Hogan and his wife say that they would not allow her to be the next Britney Spears of Christina Aguilera?

My question to you is does Brooke Hogan have a hot enough body to be wearing this outfit (or lack of outfit)? Take a look at the picture gallery below of Brook Hogan performing. After you look at the pictures I posted a poll about her body. Lets find out what everybody thinks about Brooke's Bod.

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	Yes, She is Sexy as hell
	No, She's a Beast
	She has a nice body, but she's a butterface
	She has a nice face, but has the body of a tranny
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Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will be allowed no work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The heiress had arrived for the hearing 10 minutes late in the back of a black sport utility vehicle and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance.

Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.

She exited the courthouse in the same manner.

Jennifer Ellison - Bikini Pics Gallery

So you don't know who Jennifer Ellison is? Well, you will know who she is soon enough. Jennifer Ellison may look like Britney Spears but she comes off as way more innocent, not to mention more talented. She's done it all: dancing, acting, modeling, and now singing, which is sure to make her soar through the celebrity stratosphere. Jennifer is becoming an internet icon. Soon enough you will be seeing her face (and other body parts) all over the internet. I can't wait for topless pictures of Jennifer Ellison to surface.

I happen to come across these sexy bikini pictures of Jennifer Ellison. You 'Camel Toe' fans are sure to love these pics.













Jennifer Ellison has already hinted at the possibility of posing nude. In an interview she pointed out what posing for Playboy has done for Pamela Anderson and what flashing a little pink has done for Sharon Stone's career. Let's keep our fingers crossed that Jennifer wants that little career boost.

Let's finish this gallery off with some older pictures of Jennifer Ellison that you are sure to drool over.